I'm Not the Carefulest of Girls.

Just Let Her Crash and Burn, She'll Learn. The Attention Just Encourages Her.

11.15.2011 8:40pm

topic: You Know What?

It's my birthday. My 30th birthday. I get to be lazy, I've lived for 30 f'ing years. YOU leave me a fun picture, I ain't a-postin' one!

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10.27.2011 12:07am

topic: Writer's Block: Night tremors

What keeps you up at night?

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hot butches.

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8.26.2011 8:02am

topic: Writer's Block: Once upon a time…

mood -

calm

What is the first line of your favorite book?

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There was a hand in the darkness, and it held a knife.

(not my favorite book, but ONE OF!)

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3.24.2011 11:42pm

topic: Turn This Shit WAY Up!!!

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cheerful

I just got sent this and felt the need to post it IMMEDIATELY:

WOW. These lyrics are wrong in all the right ways! FINALLY! And these kids have mad flow! And just... the fact that this COULD NOT have existed when I was back in highschool... this is amazing in every way!!! It's about time for ALL OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This video is like a POC version of this "It Gets Better" offering by Rebecca Drysdale, which is also EXACTLY what the world needs... and not just because of the lyric "Someday you'll look back and you won't give a fuck when you're swimming in your pussy vault like Scrooge fucking McDuck" but for ALL OF THE LYRICS that actually speak to gay teens in the language they use. Instead of treating them like freaking kindergartners. AT LAST!!!

I hope both of these made you smile because, really, whatever your sexuality, fun music is fun. So you should all really turn this shit up and dance Dance DANCE!!!

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12.25.2010 10:50am

topic: Merry Christmas Darlings!

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merry

( The Only Place You'll Wanna Be Is Underneath My Christmas Tree! )

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11.15.2010 12:40am

topic: It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

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happy

That's right. My birthday.

LOVE IT.

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9.21.2010 1:59pm

topic: Song of the Day:

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amused

That's hot.

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7.2.2010 8:31pm

topic: From dog_lovers

mood -

squee!!!

This is everything I never knew I wanted to see tonight:

That just improved my evening 300%!

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3.3.2010 11:58pm

topic: I've Got Plenty to Be Thankful For

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calm

*****

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1.14.2010 8:30pm

topic: Prepare to Cringe

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wat.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!!!!! T______________T

COMPARED TO PREVIOUS TWO PERFORMANCES, THIS MAN BELOW IS A GENIUS!!!

That's it, I'm done. Clearly I need ~~vodka~~ sleep.

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11.17.2009 1:54am

topic: For Your Tuesday Morning.

mood -

sleepy

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11.15.2009 5:29pm

topic: Best Birthday of My LIfe?

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excited

Best Birthday of My Life So Far!

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10.20.2009 12:17pm

topic: Right.

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weird

Let's just all admit we needed this and move on about our day.

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9.18.2009 2:22am

topic: LOLOLOL!!!!

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amused

For a good time, click here!

(worksafe and NOT a rickroll!)

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8.13.2009 4:44pm

topic: NO.

mood -

enraged

MTV is remaking The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Who do I need to shoot to keep this from happening?!

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6.27.2009 2:00am

topic: Will I Be Rich? Will I Be Pretty?

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okay

This image from A Softer World has hover-text that reads "Happy 40th, Stonewall Riots!" :D

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6.18.2009 2:10pm

topic: In Case You Haven't Gasped in Offended Shock Yet Today

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wat.

Don't worry, once you get over the initial shock, the lulz begin!

An actual vintage ad from here!!!

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4.1.2009 11:42am

topic: Sephora Has Lost Its Mind!

mood -

depressed

THIS appeared in my inbox this morning (and no, I can't re-do the coding, so I've just stolen the 3 more pertinent pictures):

There are MANY MANY products in this color scheme also included in the email, but I don't have the heart to subject you to anything further. Judging by the looks of things, it's going to be a loooong spring. *sigh*

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1.15.2009 12:44am

topic: IT'S ABOUT TIME!

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nerdy

I'm not gonna lie to you all... I don't find either of these girls attractive but I'd make out with them just for this video ALONE!

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1.1.2009 10:15am

topic: HAPPY 2009!

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weird

...it involves anal insertion of rose water. No, I'm not going to repeat it. I've already said too much already.

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