tSappy Songs About Sex and Cheating

tBland Accounts of Two Lovers Meeting

tMake Me Want to Give Myself a Beating

Just Let Her Crash and Burn, She'll Learn. The Attention Just Encourages Her.

6.27.2009 2:00am

topic: Will I Be Rich? Will I Be Pretty?

mood - okay



This image from A Softer World has hover-text that reads "Happy 40th, Stonewall Riots!" :D

6.18.2009 2:10pm

topic: In Case You Haven't Gasped in Offended Shock Yet Today

mood - wat.

Don't worry, once you get over the initial shock, the lulz begin!





An actual vintage ad from here!!!

4.1.2009 11:42am

topic: Sephora Has Lost Its Mind!

mood - depressed

THIS appeared in my inbox this morning (and no, I can't re-do the coding, so I've just stolen the 3 more pertinent pictures):





There are MANY MANY products in this color scheme also included in the email, but I don't have the heart to subject you to anything further. Judging by the looks of things, it's going to be a loooong spring. *sigh*

1.15.2009 12:44am

topic: IT'S ABOUT TIME!

mood - nerdy




I'm not gonna lie to you all... I don't find either of these girls attractive but I'd make out with them just for this video ALONE!

1.1.2009 10:15am

topic: HAPPY 2009!

mood - weird

...it involves anal insertion of rose water. No, I'm not going to repeat it. I've already said too much already.

11.27.2008 1:17pm

topic: OH YEAH AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

mood - amused

For those that don't watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, the Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends float totally F'ing Rick-rolled the ENTIRE PARADE!!! And someone awesome recorded it. FUCK.YES! This year I'm thankful that the internet has completely ruined an American tradition :D


11.25.2008 11:17am

topic: REALLY?! And Nobody Got Shot? NOT EVEN SNOOP?!

mood - amused


11.15.2008 11:27am

topic: This Year's Goal, Less Pain, Moar Cake and Tiaras

mood - okay





10.2.2008 8:34pm

topic: I LOVE THIS MACRO!!!

mood - ecstatic



YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!

9.22.2008 6:50pm

topic: Grrrrrr!!!


If anyone out there got bizarre spam messages from me in their email today, I'm truly sorry. My gmail account got hacked! Grrrrr!!! It literally emailed every single person on my contact list (and that's over 600 email addresses!) multiple times with the same crappy spam about some electronics company or some such bollocks. DAMMIT! Needless to say, my password's been changed. I'm going to report it to gmail. Please check to make sure I haven't been put on your spam filters (I'm sure my email would have put yours on the spam list after all that nonsense). Again, sorry. Damn hackers. D:

8.21.2008 8:25pm

topic: LOL, FAIL!

mood - amused

BABY's luckypack-- SERIOUS BUSINESS! SERIOUSLY!!!

Somebody needs to start making macros for this shit. On the reals.

8.5.2008 12:44am

topic: HO SHI-!

mood - amused



I lol'd!

7.23.2008 11:56pm

topic: Holy Mary Mother of God

mood - giggly


7.16.2008 1:25am

topic: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

mood - hungry

Why hullo thar tomorrow's baking project! How YOU Doin'? )

7.4.2008 12:30am

topic: Oh Wow...

mood - impressed

Weezer Just Out-Nerded Themselves.

6.27.2008 2:18pm

topic: America vs House. Winner-- AMERICA!

mood - amused


6.24.2008 1:43am

topic: Gus Says, "Hello, Lay-daaays!"

mood - amused

I have to say, that I kind of <3 this year's winner of "World's Ugliest Dog". He's not all scary looking like most of them are. This one's got a wink and a smile ;)





Gus Crowned World's Ugliest Dog



C. says this dog seems to say "When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you!" I agree!

6.15.2008 2:24am

topic: GOD I Love A Softer World! Check Out This One:

mood - amused



And the hover-text reads, "It's kinda cute how angry they get about beer ads, though."

4.21.2008 12:31am

topic: Best "A Softer World" In Awhile

mood - amused



And the hover-text reads "motherfucker would burn shit down". Amen and Amen.

3.25.2008 12:02pm

topic: And Now, Your Moment of Zen

mood - weird

Brought to you, today, by the good man over at FourFour, who is, by the way, the only reason I'm continuing to watch this season of Top Model:





PS: I think that one on the left is the queen that stole that one chick's shoes.


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